Thursday, April 19, 2007

American Superheroes

Just finished reading a review of Spider-Man 3 which has been released in Japan. The review finished by complaining of the gratuitous shot of Spidey in front of an American flag representing a return of the hero from his earlier dabbling in the forces of darkness to being on the side of all things that are good and right (read: American). Oh, horrors!

The article was then tagged with hundreds of comments about the reviewer's contempt for the showing of Old Glory. The majority of commentators noted that Spider-Man is an American superhero and if the rest of the world doesn't like it, don't see the movie. I couldn't agree more. One European complainer noted that James Bond doesn't pose with the Union Jack, although a spy posing with a flag would be seemingly counter-productive. Nevertheless, he is working for a British agency ostensibly to serve "Queen and Country" (and to bang his way through the world's female population and drive nifty Aston-Martins and Jaguars).

I remember when Superman stood for truth, justice and the American way. Even as recently as the 70s and early 80s, Christopher Reeves' Superman proudly waved the Stars and Stripes. Now, for some reason, American superheroes have been forced to give up their nationalities. What is next? Captain America recast as "Captain Multi-National Force"?

A flag is supposed to instill a sense of national pride. If certain citizens of the E.U. and United Kingdom don't understand that, then that's their problem. Go watch "Hot Fuzz" or "Mr. Bean".

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Not Just Another Nappy Headed Ho

R.I.P. 1930 - 2007

When Hungarian Bunnies Attack

BUDAPEST (Reuters) - Hungary's busiest highway, connecting Budapest with the Austrian capital Vienna, was closed early on Monday after a truck carrying rabbits crashed, letting 5,000 of the animals loose on the road, police said. The M1 motorway was closed around 40 km (25 miles) west of Budapest and could remain closed for hours while police try to capture the escaped animals, highway police spokeswoman Viktoria Galik said.

"There are thousands of them on the road but they're not using their newfound freedom well; they're just sitting around, eating grass and enjoying the sun," Galik told Reuters.

Pray

Pray for the Virginia Tech victims and their families.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Same Ol' Cubs

Lou Piniella has already had his fill of Cubs' tradition. Bucky Katt could have told Lou all about that before he took the manager's job.

Friday, April 13, 2007

Misogyny Bears

Looks like someone is going to profit from Don Imus' stupidity. I mean, besides Revs. Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. Have we forgotten their anti-Semitism already? I'm thinking the teddy bear won't be showing up on shelves at Wal-Mart. Heck, it's white for crying out loud. Still misogenistic.

And I don't know why people think that boycotting record labels that promote rap artists who use the terms "h*" and "b*tch" and "n*gger" is going to have the same effect. Record labels don't have sponsors that will pull advertising dollars. They have the music buying public and the more an album is decried as wrong and immoral, the more it sells. It's like free advertising for them. Just ask Tipper Gore.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Bartering for Geeks

A recently removed post from Craig's List offered IT/Computer repair services for a "gentle feel of your boobs." He also says he's non-creepy. Suuuuuure!