Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Anti-Schnauzer Snobs


Once again the miniature schnauzer gets hosed at the Westminster Dog Show. The bias against this noble breed is absolutely mind-numbing. Since the miniature schnauzer was first shown at Westminster in 1927, the breed has NEVER won Best in Show. ONLY ONCE has a miniature schnauzer won Best in Group (1947). Supposedly, the dogs are not compared against other breeds but against the standard for the dog's own breed. And not once has a miniature schnauzer been the best as compared to the standard for a miniature schnauzer? Unfathomable. Inconceivable. I guess it's alright. The Westminster and other dog shows are judged by elitist dog snobs who try to impress themselves with their choices every year (they have to do something when soccer season is over). But the miniature schnauzer is the PEOPLE'S CHAMPION and no amount of snobbery can take that away. So, ptttttt on you Westminster. You can take that Dandie Dinmont Terrier, polish him up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways and shove him straight up your candy-$%#!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Schnauzers are cute as long as they aren't yapping...(do they ever stop?)